Let me start off by saying that I’m a big Country music fan. I prefer the Country Rock to Bluegrass, but I still can enjoy some bluegrass. Country fans are often heard to say that country songs are “songs about me” and that the songs apply to their life.

But there are a few Country songs which are the biggest pile of crap. They are so stupid, I would have though they were supposed to be a hilarious parody like a Weird Al song… without the “Weird Al” and with a heavy pile of “crappy.” Without further ado.

The Three Crappiest Country Songs of 2008

These songs are rated on the order of lyrics/storyline.

1) First on our list:  Do you believe me now? by Jimmy Wayne

Storyline: In the past, the singer tells his girlfriend that he thinks this other guy is trying to hit on her. She doesn’t believe him. But in present time, she is now with this guy that he warned her about… The entire song is about how he was right and she was stupid not to believe him in the first place… wtf. Is that really what you wrote a song about? So the singer is a jerk wad and isn’t good enough for his girl friend, get’s in a fight with her, and she walks out and ends up with this other guy… Good job on being a fortune teller.

2) Don’t think I don’t Think about it by Darius Rucker

The story of yet another dumb ass who walked out on his girl, and now regrets it. How about not being a jerk wad in the first place. Every heard of being a good guy? It’ll keep you from doing dumb ass things.

3) She Never Cried In Front Of Me by Toby Keith

Third dumb ass in a row. This guy says “How was I supposed to know …I was putting her though hell.” wft? Are you serious? You’re married to her. It’s not that hard to tell if you’re being an asshole or a kind guy. Just because someone does complain or cry, doesn’t mean they’re happy.

Summary

Okay, so all of these songs all have stupid guys being jerks and then making up excuses for why they aren’t together and happy again. So dumb. I can’t even listen to the songs. Grow up and take responsibility for your actions. Isn’t that something you’re supposed to learn in high school?

I hope there aren’t a lot of people that “connect” to those songs… but since they were fairly popular, and I’ve seen a good number of people in this world, I’m sure there are. Where is society taking us?

-Ashton